You don't need to hire. You need 164 specialists, deployed today.
It's 4am again. You're answering a support ticket, drafting a cold email, redrawing a Stripe webhook spec, and writing this week's blog post — all in the same Slack window. Hiring takes 6 weeks. Deploying a pre-built AI crew takes 20 minutes.
One mid-level generalist hire = $5,400/mo. PRMPTLRD = $297, once.
You don't need a generalist. You need a cold email specialist at 8am, a support agent at 11am, an invoice generator at 4pm, and a code reviewer at midnight. Five hires. Five months. Five offer letters. Or — one ZIP file.
Each AI employee has a name, a backstory, a personality, and a specific job.
Drop them into Claude, ChatGPT, Cursor, Slack, or whatever stack you already pay for.
Your company name + 5 fields fills out their context. They start working in the first conversation.
900+ employees across 15 departments. Pick the tier that maps to where you actually are.
Hire a person
$5,400+/mo, plus benefits
6-week ramp before output
Slack onboarding, payroll forms, 1:1s
Quits, gets sick, goes on PTO
One person, one role
Deploy PRMPTLRD
$97 / $297 / $697 — once
20-minute setup, immediate output
config.yaml + SETUP.bat. Done.
Always on. 24/7. Never quits.
164–424 specialists, all roles covered
Don't take our word
Test 6 prompts before you spend a dollar.
Maya Reyes (cold email specialist), Sophie Lane (content writer), Grace Kim (support agent), Ivan Petrov (code reviewer), Rachel Stone (invoice generator), Laura Bennett (job description writer) — pull their actual system prompts, paste into your AI tool of choice, watch them work.